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25 derbe Sprüche aus Sleeping Late on Judgement Day

Bobby Dollar ist zurück! Unbemerkt von den Menschen kämpfen die Engel des Herrn jeden Tag dafür, Hunderte menschlicher Seelen vor der ewigen Verdammnis der Hölle zu bewahren. Sobald ein Mensch stirbt, entbrennt ein erbitterter Kampf um seine Seele, ein himmlisches Tribunal, ausgetragen auf irdischem Boden. Dämonen und Engel streiten um die Seelen, die entweder der Hölle anheimfallen oder die Chance auf himmlisches Glück erhalten. Bobby Dollar ist einer der Engel in Menschengestalt, die die Interessen der Toten vertreten. Sein Einsatzgebiet die Stadt San Judas, sein Treibstoff Alkohol und schöne Frauen. Der erste Band der Noir-Fantasy Reihe lässt nichts vermissen, weder einen faszinierenden Antihelden noch einen spannenden Plot. Autor Tad Williams meistert das Genre mustergültig und lässt den Leser am Ende mit der Gewissheit zurück, dass es zwischen Himmel und Hölle mehr gibt, als wir ahnen.

Hier könnt ihr die derbsten und besten Sprüche aus dem neuen Bobby Dollar Buch Sleeping late on Judgement Day lesen.

Da das Buch in Deutschland noch nicht erschienen ist, sind die englischen Sprüche im Original.

Zu den Tad-Williams-Rezensionen

25. Coffee
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Bild: www.onlyrealpics.com
“‘Coffee,’ he said. ‘You’ll still be an idiot, but you’ll be an alert idiot.’”

 

24. First time for me
homeless
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„How often have you held a piece of paper in your hand and prayed that it belonged to a real drunk smelling of real, rank sweat and old aftershave instead of being a message from an archangel? First time for me.“

 

23. A sentimental fondness
fire
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“I mean, yeah, I guess I have a sentimental fondness for Jude, sort of along the lines of what you might feel for an alcoholic parent who loves you but keeps setting fires by accident.”

 

22. Liverwurst for Lunch
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Bild: www.onlyrealpics.com
“I love that car like an ordinary man loves his mother. More, because that car never gave me liverwurst for lunch or made me wear hand-me-downs to school.”

 

21. I like People
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Bild: www.onlyrealpics.com
„I like people, see, I really do. I just don’t like them much close up.“

 

20. Sarcasm
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Bild: www.onlyrealpics.com
“‘Sarcasm is like training wheels for the humor-impaired,’ I informed him. ‘You want another beer?’”

 

19. Gods and monsters
Bild: J. Maverick
Bild: J. Maverick
“As if being an angel wasn’t complicated enough, I had somehow managed to fall in with gods and monsters. And seriously piss them off.”

 

18. Trick question
trickquestion
Bild: Gina Fish
Der mürrische Besitzer der San-Judas Bar:
“‘You know why I like you, Dollar?’ he said as he led me across the storage room and into the boxy little cubicle he uses as the Compasses’ office. ‘Why?’ ‘Trick question. I don’t.’”

 

17. Pretty much a cat
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Bild: freeimages.com
“He laughed, which just pissed me off. I hate it when people I don’t want to like think I’m funny. I’m pretty much a cat that way. Scratch my stomach, and I’ll purr at you, but I’ll want to gut you with my claws even more than if you’d ignored me.”

 

16. Little Girl Blue
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Bild: www.jhonnyt.com
“After about ninety seconds of the ghastly Europop dance music had jolted my brain like badly-administered electroshock, I put down my spoon and changed it for something that worked a bit better with precision and potentially explosive chemicals, in this case Nina Simone’s first album, Little Girl Blue.”

 

15. Serious and seriouser
chess
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„’Shit has gotten real serious now, and it’s going to get seriouser soon.’ ‘Seriouser’? ‘Fuck the shut up, kid. Listen. From now on, I am at war. To the extent that your existence is tragically but irrevocably linked with mine, so are you. Got it?’”

 

14. A useless softie
Bild: Konrad Baranski
Bild: Konrad Baranski
Monica, Dollars Ex-Freundin:
“‘That’s right, Dollar. I know you’re a useless softie, and you know it, but everyone else down at the Compasses thinks you’re kind of a bad-ass. Fighting demons and monsters, mysterious absences— you’re the cool kid on the playground.’”

 

13. A hard attack
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Bild: www.onlyrealpics.com
“Her smile, when it came, was slow and extremely sexy. If I wasn’t an angel, or at least if all the non-meat parts of me weren’t angelic, I would have instantly had a hard-on or a heart attack or both.”

 

12. The dance floor
disco
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“If your relationship survived the dance floor, he’s either desperate or blind.“

 

11. That kind of guy
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Bild: www.onlyrealpics.com
“I don’t want to seem like the kind of guy who’s always complaining (even though I am) but when I first started out in the angel business I really thought there would be more harping, clouds, and streets paved with gold, rather than Dear John messages from my girlfriend in Hell and six a.m. calls from worried werepigs.”

 

10. Crazy bad stuff
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Bild: www.onlyrealpics.com
“‘Yeah, crazy, bad stuff happens. And that’s exactly why I do things like that. Because it’s when things get out of control that other people’s plans collapse.’ ‘Including your own.’ ‘Including my own, sometimes. But I’m used to living that way. The others aren’t.’“

 

9. Platonic friendship
Bild: Robert Johnson
Bild: Robert Johnson
“If you’re concerned about me being screwed to death or something, relax. Those two ladies and I have a strictly platonic friendship based around blowing the shit out of some people we both don’t like.”

 

8. Imagine a small frog
Bild: Earl Wilkerson
Bild: Earl Wilkerson
“Quick description: Imagine a small frog. Now imagine that frog owed money to the Mob, so they took it out back and gave it a severe beating, deforming its face so that it almost looked like a tiny, ugly dwarf, and also breaking several of its bones that later healed back crooked. Now imagine the frog instead of being a healthy shade of green or even brown was mostly gray and blue and extremely slimy. Oh, and don’t forget the dragonfly wings in a lovely shade of translucent crimson, and the three eyes, also red, glowing like the LEDs on your DVR.”

 

7. No rookie
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Bild: www.onlyrealpics.com
“Now, mind you, I’m a guy who’s heard the singing of the celestial choirs in Heaven, and screams wafting up from the deepest pits of Hell. I’m no rookie.”

 

6. Winning momentum
momentum
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“I don’t know about you, but when I’ve spent weeks planning something and then it crashes and burns, bringing futility, horror, and death, I like to start planning something else right away. You know, so I don’t lose that winning momentum.”

 

5. The English
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Bild: www.onlyrealpics.com
Caz, Bobbys schöne Dämonen-Geliebte:
“All those years I lived in London, I should have learned from the English, because they have the right idea. The only way to deal with people, living or dead, is at arm’s length.”

 

4. Suggestion Box
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Bild: www.freeimages.com
“‘You’re In Heaven, Doloriel.’ ‘Okay, then I’m guessing it’s because of that ‘Kill everyone’ thing I put in the suggestion box.’”

 

3. Belly-surfing salmon
lachs
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„But we all know that in nature, no matter how well any system works, there’s always a couple of dumbass birds heading north for the winter when everyone else is flying south, or one dipshit salmon belly-surfing down the rapids, yelling, “Whoo, yeah! Check me out!” as he smacks face first into the more sensible fish swimming upstream to spawn.“

 

2. Frozen
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Bild: www.pixaio.blogspot.com
“‘Frozen pizza,’ said Halyna. ‘Here in America the frozen pizza is good. In Ukraine, only frozen, not really pizza.’”

 

1. Kama Sutra
Bild: Dani Simmonds
Bild: Dani Simmonds
“We were already fucked so many ways they could have dedicated an entire revision of the Kama Sutra just to us.”

 

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